salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

Shooting Salad 

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.

Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."

Shooting Salad by kilsek January 6, 2005

Shooting Salad 

When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.

Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.

Shooting Salad by jackithepi December 20, 2015

Shooting Salad 

To talk smack in order to impress others

"Look at Mark shooting salad all over those girls"

Shooting Salad by DCmonkey August 10, 2008