Hey, I'm a guy. I'm single. I would never cheat on you. I would always text you first, tell you that you're beautiful every day, say I love you in front of my
friends, never choose my video games over you, protect you, try my best to never make you cry, hold you and never let you go,
kiss you in the pouring rain. Yes, ladies, I do exist. No, I'm not gay. Stop dating
douche-bags and jerks. Date me.