A combo of "massive smash" and "Shizer" A turd that is so large normal English can do it no justice, thus the butchering of the Scottish language. Other combos inlcude mc-fizenberg and shizer-mcnuggen-fife.
I ate a whole can of oat meal then drank a gallon of coffee. I let the atom bomb in my intestine solidify, then took a mc-sheethan so big, there was a birth certificate in the toilet.
An adjective for a person who is generally cheap as well as very lucky. The relationship between getting run over by a vehicle and living is very close and asymptotic.
She is kind beyond compare. She is so smart, but often doubts herself. She is an artist, and the world is her canvas. She expresses herself in her drawings and her writing. If you need a friend who will always be there for you, she’s your girl. Her laugh is contagious, and she knows how to make you smile even when you feel broken inside. Her heart is made of gold, and she is a giver, not a taker. She has been through a lot, and finds it hard to open up about her problems to others, but she is always willing to help people work through theirs. She accepts who you are but also helps you become the best version of yourself you can be. She is beautiful inside and out.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.