A combo of "massive smash" and "Shizer" A turd that is so large normal English can do it no justice, thus the butchering of the Scottishlanguage. Other combos inlcude mc-fizenberg and shizer-mcnuggen-fife.
I ate a whole can of oat meal then drank a gallon of coffee. I let the atom bomb in my intestine solidify, then took a mc-sheethan so big, there was a birth certificate in the toilet.
An adjective for a person who is generally cheap as well as very lucky. The relationship between getting run over by a vehicle and living is very close and asymptotic.
She is kind beyond compare. She is so smart, but often doubts herself. She is an artist, and the world is her canvas. She expresses herself in her drawings and her writing. If you need a friend who will always be there for you, she’s your girl. Her laugh is contagious, and she knows how to make you smile even when you feel broken inside. Her heart is made of gold, and she is a giver, not a taker. She has been through a lot, and finds it hard to open up about her problems to others, but she is always willing to help people work through theirs. She accepts who you are but also helps you become the best version of yourself you can be. She is beautiful inside and out.