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Salutatorian 

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.
Salutatorian by KateWalters May 31, 2017
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salutatorian 

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.
The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
salutatorian by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

salutatorian 

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.
Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!

Salutatorian 

The less important of two high-school students who have to give a speech on graduation day.
Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...

Jeff: *sniffles sadly*
Salutatorian by Clockwork-Pony March 30, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026