saged 

cool popular

mark is so saged.

saged by falalalal February 6, 2009

saged 

To be stoned on salvia.

Ha ha ha I am totally saged. Everything is ha ha funny ha ha to me.

saged by Salvinator August 3, 2007

Saged 

Being simultaneously turned on and grossed out.

Holy shit I'm so saged right now!

Saged by BlazinRaisin72 July 6, 2018

Saged 

The art of a dick being slapped against the back of your head unwittingly. You cannot asked to be saged it just happens

You just been Saged, Ellis.

Saged by Dadadda June 19, 2021

saged on 

being stood up by someone after arranging to meet.

I got saged on when laura told me to meet her at SAGE in los angeles and she never showed up. i didnt leave my house for 2 weeks after that.

saged on by pigeon raisin bran awareness April 10, 2019

Saged It

Referring to badly fucking something up: destroying the value of something, looking uneducated in front of others, or acting like a gay redneck. (Saged It)-Adjective/Verb

You Saged It, you made us look like idiots in front of our future employers.

Saged It by Lil'W October 23, 2008

Sage Time 

After a male masturbates his decisions are purely made by the mind with no influence from the penis. Sage Time is the best time to make any decision.

Guy: Damn i bought all this crap because that manager was hot
You: Yeah I'd have been screwed if I wasn't on Sage Time

Sage Time by Blade8201 July 14, 2016