safety fuck

Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".

"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".

safety fuck by CrazyCraig1 November 28, 2012

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safety fuck

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.

‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’

safety fuck by Rayhan_103 September 4, 2017

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Safety Fuck

Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.

Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship

ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!

ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.

Safety Fuck by Cugsly October 21, 2021

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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