safe sax

the art of practicing saxophone safely. when done correctly leads to no STDs (saxually transmitted diseases)

girl: wanna play some safe sax later today?
boy: oh hell yeah

girl: dont worry i dont have any stds
boy: good i wouldnt want to get sax hiv or sax herpes

by studcockbukkakesensei October 19, 2012

safe sax

Smooth jazz dumbed down for the masses, such as Kenny G.

Aw man, this isn't jazz, this is safe sax!

by Adam December 28, 2004

safe sax

Safe sax refers to light jazz, white jazz, and smooth jazz. It is tolerable, bland, and won't stimulate any dirty thoughts.

Because of the kids we listen to safe sax on the adult contemporary channel.

by Chris0101 March 24, 2013

safe sax

The practice of multiple musicians' using disposable mouthpiece-covers when sharing Zoot's instrument of choice, to reduce the spread of germs.

For band-practice on a budget, one needs only to practice safe sax; a bulk-package of disposable mouthpiece-covers is much cheaper than purchasing individual instruments for everyone, especially for larger bands.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018