S-Cow 

a male who has an impressive amount of game when it comes to talking to girls, the looks of the girls does not matter to this man, he will mack on them either way, as long as they have two legs and a pussy, the number of girls he has had sex with his higher then all his friends and he loves to tell his sex stories to his friends, despite their disgusted comments about the fat chicks that he usually gets with, on occasion he will find a pretty cute girl and hammer her too

dude your such an s-cow, i can't believe you did that girl last night

S-Cow by franky-t-bone May 29, 2008

cow's lick 

when there is a parting in someone's hair that naturally goes towards the back of the head - so it looks like a cow has licked your head

cow's lick by hungry cow October 27, 2003

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo by J Strummer September 6, 2006

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire by Ariluto April 30, 2006

The cow's tits 

When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks

"Did you watch The Simpsons last night?"

"Yeah! I love The Simpsons! It's the cow's tits!"

The cow's tits by fwantastique April 27, 2009

cow's ass 

phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"

Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?

cow's ass by Shifty February 2, 2004

the cow's milkmaid 

(adj.) logically cannot be explained; good beyond imagination

"The cow's milkmaid! I just collected on Boardwalk!"

the cow's milkmaid by boltor the destroyer February 1, 2006