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Another way of mentioning a big black dick.
Ex 1: That guy has a huge loaf of rye bread.
Ex 2:(Innuendo) She likes to spread her butter on rye bread.
Ex 3:(Joke) Excuse me but, do you like Rye Bread?
Ex 4: Picture Example http://www.bostream.nu/tricky/omg.jpg
Rye Bread by JesseGaphicsGuy September 16, 2008
First appearing in late 2004, this term was used as an alternative for the words: awesome, and cool.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what Jimmy just got?"
Person 2: "No, What did he get?"
Person 1: "A new MP3 Player, it's really Rye Bread!"
Person 2: "Oh man, that's Rye Bread"

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

filthy slice of rye bread

a term coined by yours truly, refering to a traitor or similar (in reference to a disease you used to be able to get from eating rye bread called ergotism)
(in a game of among us)
Blue: WHY! FINE BROWN IS THE OTHER IMPOSTOR
Brown: You filthy slice of rye bread

wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp 

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.

ryebread 

(adjective)-
(1) Something that is so awesome it can only be known as "ryebread." Sometimes shortened to "bread."
(2) A type of bread, i.e. food.
Ryan thinks he is so ryebread because he beats everyone at video games.