rustysusan 

When you sex up your woman and then make her eat the used condom

My girl was rushed to the EMR when she choked on the rustysusan she was eating!

rustysusan by Darrin May October 22, 2004

Rustysanchez 

Hi skill level of the variant of the rusty trombone where the partner blowing ass and jerking dick performs a spectacular finishing move by spinning around the ass suckee like a strpper pole and planting a dirty Sanchez mustache on said suckee with the original partners poopy tongue

Jen is such a bore. She was barely keeping me hard with a lackluster rustytrombone then like being shot with an epiphany gun the dead eyed bitch turns Einstein and whips around my body leaveing my balls empty of jizz and my mouth full of my own shitty Sanchez mustache. That brilliant Rustysanchez was so good I 180d my plans and brought Jen back to town and out of the woods!

Rustysanchez by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

rusty susan 

a band that was started before it meant a dirty condom swallowed by it's recipiant

rusty susan is much less vulgar than a used condom being swallowed

rusty susan by rustysusan October 8, 2009