Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

Rusty Spork by Gammasite December 28, 2007

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Rusty Spork

A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.

Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.

Rusty Spork by SpongeKnob May 24, 2016

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Rusty Snorkle

Similar to the Golden Snorkle. This works better when someone has an upset stomach, one person wears a snorkle whist the other proceeds to hold the top of the snorkle to their anus, they then poo into the snorkle.

Kris: That rusty snorkle was horrible, I could taste what Nick had for breakfast.

Nick:I enjoyed it.

Rusty Snorkle by Welshysloverusty October 6, 2012

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