A crush on someone that is developed in a matter of seconds after seeing them for the first time or learning something about them that makes them attractive.
I didn't know Maggie Gyllenhaal could sing this well...I just got a rush crush!
A feeling of giddyhappiness that occurs when one thinks of, looks at, or interacts in any way with a person to whom one has feelings for. Usually impairs one's judgements, resulting in saying or doing stupid stuff.
Whenever I try to talk to that guy, I get a crush rush and end up sounding like an idiot.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.