One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.
"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"
4. (verb) The use of ones genitalia to penetrate a vaginal crevasse.
5. (verb) Derogatory term for someone who practices vaginal intercourse religiously.
6. (adj) Tainting ones virginity.
7. (noun) a registered U.S citizen who’s exercises coitus.
8. (noun) one who mingles with an individual of the opposite sex
1. i put my glock to the back of my main bitch laquisha's dome-piece and forced her to preform fellatio in the back of my 1976 Chevy chevelle knockoff and the she woke up and saw me so i carved her a fifth hole and rummelsbaked it.
2. legend has it that Graham cracka rummelsbakes with such intensity that he fractured Alex's rectum.
3. Graham cracka likes to rummelsbake with k8itlin.
4. Emily's ass is making me randy i would like to take her out to my villa in the country side for the weekend and rummelsbake that shit.
Rummana is a princess. An absolute beauty. She is a part of heaven. She is adored by all. Her eyes speak the language of love. She makes head's turn when she enters a room.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.