Rule 99 

Every video of Russia is always dreary on top, white on bottom and something smacks into something else. Occasionally if you're lucky you'll see something explode.

OP never said this was from Russia, because of Rule 99 we all just knew.

Rule 99 by SubbyG February 17, 2013

Rule 99 

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.

Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.

Rule 99 by Zer0skills February 13, 2021

Rule 99 

No matter what you search for in Google Images, at least one result will be a porno

- I Googled Barney, and I'm getting some raw hardcore. WTF?

-Rule 99.

Rule 99 by afjhsdljfhsoadfih October 10, 2010

Rule 99 

A simple statement used to silence and alienate any boring or uninteresting story.

Gary: "So my brothers were playing socker and they..."
Victoria: "Rule 99..."
Gary: *silence*

Rule 99 by infected2321 March 28, 2010

Rule 99 

No matter what you watch on YouTube, you always end up on ponies.
Always.

Friend 1: I was watching a video on YouTube about how to make a sandwich, and started following the related videos. Somehow how ended up on a video where a yellow pony said "I'm the world champ y'know." and squeaked.
Friend 2: Rule 99.

Rule 99 by High Warlord Skar May 13, 2012

Rule 99 

Hitler’s law

If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)

See also: Rule 99.9

If he has not yet reacted to it, he will

Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99

Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99

Rule 99 by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021

rule 99.1 

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

rule 99.1 by Quacker1 February 16, 2008