Rotten Tomato 

A true act of terrorism for sick people. A “Rotten Tomato” is your typical latex water balloon with one major flaw, or upgrade depending on how sick you are. The tosser will fill a red, orange, yellow, or green balloon with one or more helpings of diarrhea (fresh or seasoned acceptable). The process of filling the balloon requires ingenuity beyond the scope of this article. Don’t be afraid to get creative.

Tosser: My vegetable of a neighbor used to enjoy our conversations before I nailed his wheel chair with fresh rotten tomato.

Rotten Tomato by Douchier than thou February 11, 2021

Rotten tomato 

Something you throw at a bad actors in theater
It can an actual roten tomato or a different bit of litter or garbage.

The actor was so bad that I threw a rotten tomato at him

Rotten tomato by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Rotten Tomato 

When a a guy farts into a woman who is on the rag and then eats her out.

Dammmn Son!!! Julie is a freak- that bitch wanted the rotten tomato.

Rotten Tomato by Adam Padgett February 4, 2009

Rotten Tomato 

the sick act of dismembering the phallic member of a man and proceeding to screw it onto his decapitated head

“they found the man rotten tomatoed”

Rotten Tomato by sneakdissah August 27, 2025

Rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it 

The appearance of a vagina after a U.S. Army infantryman has been there.

That poor girl was ruined after I got through with her. It looked like a rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it.

Rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it by RangerZak March 27, 2011

Rotten Tomato's Law 

If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.

A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?

B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.

Rotten Tomato's Law by throwaway04223 May 30, 2021

rotten tomatoes 

A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.

*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*

*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*

rotten tomatoes by DarthXanax August 19, 2013