ropumpkin 

Ropumpkin

“Jesus Christ, is that a ropumpkin!?!”
“By golly this ropumpkin sure is a ropumpkin!”
“Did you bring the ropumpkin?”
“Wow, this sure is a good b&r, bed and ropumpkin”
“Once a ropumpkin, always a ropumpkin”
“Live, laugh, ropumpkin”

ropumpkin by Marek Michael Konieczny June 14, 2023

Trump Rumpkin

When a man takes a woman from behind, yells “MERICA” and slaps her ass so hard it leaves red and white stripes (flag), pulls out to ejaculate the Stars for the Stripes.

MERICA!

I gave the blonde woman at the Marriott bar a Trump Rumpkin.

Trump Rumpkin by HarrisonFire December 5, 2019

bumpy rumpkins 

A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.

Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.

bumpy rumpkins by Debocalypse July 2, 2014

Rumpkin Party 

A rumpkin party is a party is a broken down barn full of country hicks. Usually rumpkin party’s occur in Indiana

Cassidy was seen at the rumpkin party naked last week.

Rumpkin Party by Rumpkin December 24, 2018

Rumpkin 

A rumpkin is a country ass hick that loves to chew and wear boots. They sometimes also ride around in big jacked up trucks and get their trucks all muddy like wierdos. Rumpkin is not a person you wanna be called at all.

Rowdy is the biggest rumpkin at WJHS

Rumpkin by Rumpkin December 25, 2018

RUMPKIN 

Penitentary jargon. A fool;a moron;a young inexperienced person of low intelligence.

Hey Whitey,check out the "fresh fish"is he a RUMPKIN or what,haha?

RUMPKIN by T.J. Jackson November 26, 2003

Rumpkin 

A sexual act in which a male urinates while having his anus licked by a close, intimate, partner. Often confused with a reverse blumpkin,in which a male receives fellatio while his partner defecates. This the true antonym of blumpkin.

I knew Becky was a keeper when she was comfortable enough for me to pee in front of her, but I knew she was the "one" when she gave me a rumpkin.

Rumpkin by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 17, 2005