roonboop 

anything you want or need it to be. roonboop is everything; roonboop is life.

derived from shannon sitting on her blackberry. thus, "roonboop" was born.

Lance
hey, whats with this ignoring stuff
8:14pmShannon
no ignoring!
8:15pmLance
yeah yeah
i texted you like you asked me to, again
8:15pmShannon
you did?
8:15pmLance
indeed
8:15pmShannon
...oh you did
my phone was in the couch
ive been watching lord of the rings all day
i have to find out if frodo destroys the ring
8:16pmLance
sounds like a pretty epic day
oh the suspense
8:19pmLance
well i dont see a reason in either of us wasting each others time, if you arent interested in hanging out, thats completely fine, just let me know
my feelings wont be hurt, i barely know you haha, but you keep giving me mixed signals
8:20pmShannon
roonboop
8:21pmLance
yeah that pretty much sums it up

roonboop by boofries April 17, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012