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Rookie Cookie 

A weak-ass, flodging type motherfucker who acts like he about that street life, but is an undercover chicken-hearted lame.
J-Tee was acting like a hood nigga until that street nigga brandished that yawk and put it to his face. Fucking rookie cookie.
Rookie Cookie by DeadNGon3 April 28, 2021

Rookie Cookie 

A person who is playing ookie cookie for the first time. Sadly the rookie cookie always has to be the one to eat the cookie.
David is a rookie cookie so when we get together we get together he will be automatically eating the cookie.
Rookie Cookie by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

doing a rookie cookie 

basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.
Melanie told me that her loser husband Bob was doing a rookie cookie, so i did her instead.

Cookie rookie barred 

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!
Cookie rookie barred by DAFEEG December 20, 2016

cookie rookie bared 

When some one is cooked and doing something funny
Feeg is cookie rookie bared and doing backflips
cookie rookie bared by NokBerry December 20, 2016

rookiepookie 

The pookie
1#pookie

is a way to describe pookie
YIPPEE Rookiepookie is the pookie
rookiepookie by TheeIdia March 18, 2023
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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