roman sandal

When one takes his shoelaces and wraps them around his balls and works his way up criss crossing his shaft in a Roman Sandal fashion ending with a bow knot. Thus giving you the Roman Sandal.

Last night I was wicked bored and gave myself a Roman Sandal.

roman sandal by Dukes69 December 8, 2021

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Roman Sandal

The fetish sex act where one takes a shoelace, flosses his/her ass with it, and then ties it around their partners foot.

Yo! Bitch! Git over here so I can give you a Roman Sandal!!!

Roman Sandal by Purple Suit Colin January 24, 2006

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“toey as a Roman sandal!”

Many Aussies like to use the slang word “toey” when they are horny - aroused - ready for sex, or whatever comes close! The expression known as “toey as a Roman sandal” means you are really horny and ready for whatever comes close to sex, or sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse may sound old fashioned, but you could say anything regarding being “toey as a Roman sandal”. Say anything regarding sexual or sensual arousal - anything like “I’m feeling amorous. Are you?” Or, “Do you feel like making love?” or you could even quote something from Barry White or James Brown. Whatever turns you on!

“Norman! You’re “toey as a Roman sandal!”

“Hey?”

“You don’t know what that means? You’re really horny!”
“Aha!”

“toey as a Roman sandal!” by tashiim December 14, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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