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Roman Sandal 

The fetish sex act where one takes a shoelace, flosses his/her ass with it, and then ties it around their partners foot.
Yo! Bitch! Git over here so I can give you a Roman Sandal!!!
Roman Sandal by Purple Suit Colin January 24, 2006

“toey as a Roman sandal!”

Many Aussies like to use the slang word “toey” when they are horny - aroused - ready for sex, or whatever comes close! The expression known as “toey as a Roman sandal” means you are really horny and ready for whatever comes close to sex, or sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse may sound old fashioned, but you could say anything regarding being “toey as a Roman sandal”. Say anything regarding sexual or sensual arousal - anything like “I’m feeling amorous. Are you?” Or, “Do you feel like making love?” or you could even quote something from Barry White or James Brown. Whatever turns you on!
“Norman! You’re “toey as a Roman sandal!”

Hey?”

“You dont know what that means? You’re really horny!”
“Aha!”

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026