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rolling jesus

-dude, can i have a rolling jesus?

-shure, just let me find my tobacco first...
by laberge October 21, 2009
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Jesus Roll

When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.
I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!
by Munche May 1, 2009
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