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roflslut 

Yet another word by the famous internet inventor of words, known only by his online gaming alias "JaJa". No one knows his true identify, but he will forever be honored within our internetual culture.

Roflslut is a widely used within the internetular culture. The definition is someone who uses the word "rofl" excessively. The word was founded in 1884 by Sir. Rofl of Greenburg. The story goes that he had many wives. One day they kept annoying him for more money saying "Rofl, Rofl, Rofl". He pulled out that pimp hand and just slapped those bitches. Tip of the day: Remember before pimp slapping, B.I.T.C.H. Bring your hand back. Inivision. Turn. Call out (in anger). Hit. Rofl called her a roflslut cause she was a slut and she kept saying his name to much. Once rofl became a commonly used word in internetual language a young man found the old word roflsut in a story he read. From then on the word has been used everywhere.
JaJa: Pie
Bob: rofl
JaJa: STFU NUB
Bob: rofl
JaJa: SILENCE U ROFLSLUT!
Bob: :( rofl
JaJa: THATS RIGHT BITCH!
roflslut by Lord JaJa September 30, 2006
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roflsloth 

When you are too tired/lazy to show any symptoms of being extremely amused by something.
Me: Look Jamie just shat himself.
John: roflsloth
roflsloth by Maton October 23, 2012
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026