rofg 

Short for rolling on the floor grieving.

Rob: Dude my mom just died.
Bob: ROFG

rofg by Noggy May 16, 2008

ROFG 

Rolling on the floor giggling. Like ROFL but newer, so better. Because new is cool.

"I just pooted."
"ROFG"

ROFG by YINever March 17, 2005

rofgar 

roll on floor getting anal raped. originates from the word rofl

Pers likes to rofgar.

rofgar by jebus557 November 27, 2006

rofgfa 

Rolling on floor gasping for air.

When you told me that my BFF, Derek married my little brother, Kegan stationed at Camp Lejeune: on base, by a Chaplin I was rofgfa!

rofgfa by Guido1 January 27, 2012

rofgr 

Rolling On The Floor Getting Raped

yes

thats what it means

Gertrude: Why did the chicken cross the road

Albert: why?

Gertrude: To get to the other side!

Albert: Rofgr!

rofgr by Slarky August 26, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019