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roffles waffles 

1.First made up by a Ouchemoma through Counter strike source
2. Came from roffl(rolling on the floor f*cking laughing) and the rhyming word waffle.
3. most commonly used as roffl my waffle
Example one:Ouchemoma: Everyone press f10 to get uber low lag?
Vivaldi:sweet low LAG*presses f10*
Vivaldi has logged out(disconnect by user)
Ouchemoma:roffl my waffle what a nub
roffles waffles by binski July 21, 2005
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roffles waffles 

it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.
Person 1: "OMG LOL"

Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"

Me: "fuck off you cunts"
roffles waffles by Dysfunction September 11, 2003

roffles my waffles 

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"
Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles
roffles my waffles by AIDS STD October 19, 2003

roffles my woffles 

Roffles my woffles oll teh roffling timffle..
That dude Roffles my woffles
roffles my woffles by Burdy January 25, 2005

roffle my waffle

Same meaning as 'rofl' but puts emphasis on just how funny the matter is.
Adebisi: You wanna come inside my cell and hang the sheet?
Alex: roffle my waffle, no ty.

roffle my waffle

The act of fondling balls in front of at least 4 females.
lawl gayry noobman roffle my waffle lawl
roffle my waffle by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

waffle my roffle

have you waffled my roffle?
waffle my roffle by Eloisy April 19, 2003
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