robovirus

A deadly computer virus thought to be fictional by most IT personnel that was discovered by a morose IT administrator named Jeff. This virus will randomly wipe out User's personal data on their share drive without warning or trace. This virus has no known cure and is fatal. The creator of this virus refuses to acknowledge it and gets angry when you mention it.

"Hi Carol this is Jeff, I have your new virual ready!! Wait.... I see that 20 years of your personal files are gone. I will have to get back to you." FUCKING ROBOVIRUS!!

robovirus by Drakal30 September 8, 2016

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roborussian

cough syrup mixed with vodka

damn that roborussian fucked me up

roborussian by t-rizzo October 21, 2007

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robovirus • roborussian • Robvious

Robvious

When someone tells a painfully obvious and/or exaggerated story and everyone hears it knows how bad it is.

Rob: Dude, I totally met every band at warped tour and nailed half the chicks there with my 30 inch penis!
Listener 1: Sure.
Listener 2: That's so robvious, it's bullshit.

Robvious by PhotoToph November 3, 2008

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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