Rob Ford 

Verb meaning to repeatedly do retarded things and simply apologize when caught. Like a true politician one who "fords " or "rob fords" never loses popularity or love regardless of what he does.

Person 1 "Dude you got really drunk last night and tried to suck my dick."
Person 2 "Brah I would never do that. I have plenty to eat at home.
Person 1 " You rob ford!!!

Rob Ford by Canadia man January 12, 2014

Rob Ford 

Rob Ford
verb

To consume a fifth of alcohol in 3 minutes, chased with Gatorade.

Popularized by disgraced Toronto mayor and local addict, Rob Ford.

A: Whatcha doing this Friday?

B: Probably going to Rob Ford some vodka and pass out.

Rob Ford by sihfoagfndhmdfm November 15, 2013

rob ford 

Crack Cocaine

Ie.

Mike: Yo b what's the flex tonight?

FTB: Yo reach my house brah, we gonnna smoke that Rob Ford 'n shit!

Mike: You RUST!

rob ford by Torontonian121 December 8, 2013

Rob Ford 

You know, the dead crack head. Everyone else seems to think the site is for names and descriptions of people, so...

You know Rob Ford? Yeah, what a crack head.

Rob Ford by Durr??? June 12, 2020

Rob Ford Special 

A triple Big Mac where the meat is cooked with crack cocaine so you can get high and fat at the same time.

"Can I have the Rob Ford Special?"
"Sure, can you please step to the side while you wait for your order. NEXT?"

"Would you like onions with your Rob Ford Special?"
"No thank you. But I would like a glass of gin and tonic. I'm thinking of walking down the streets of Toronto tonight."

Rob Ford Special by You'remom November 8, 2013

Rob Ford Drunk 

adj. being in an extreme state of inebriation. Made famous by Toronto mayor Rob Ford's 2013 confession of having smoked crack while in a drunken stupour at some point the previous year.

1. I did have a number of drinks but I didn't get Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.

Rob Ford Drunk by NixonAddict November 13, 2013

rob ford drunk 

The act of getting intoxicated to the point of severe belligerence that you make terrible decisions i.e. Smoking crack cocaine

Stefan : I'm gonna go out and get rob ford drunk tonight

rob ford drunk by Donkeypunch122 November 9, 2013