roast post 

When you and God have a falling out

God just made Roast Post about me, tf

roast post by uhh huhh May 30, 2018

roast post 

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.

A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file

roast post by dann1burk November 8, 2019

post-roast 

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.

Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?

post-roast by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014

Roast Whipping Post 

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people

Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!

Roast Whipping Post by McQuackez February 8, 2018

Post-roast 

comebacks made after a previous fight or argument with someone.

Simin got frustrated thinking about his argument with his brother, he had so many post-roasts he could’ve said.

Post-roast by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020

roast posting 

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.

I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)

roast posting by Godkat January 20, 2018

roastosterone 

when one's roastosis levels are high, he has high roastosterone. to get rid of roastosterone one must practice roastosis. to gain it, one must be pumped and in a situatation where the art of roastosis is flowing

Johnny won the rap battle because his roastosterone levels were off the chart.

roastosterone by RoasterExpert9000 April 23, 2015