Me: there’s road work ahead!
Friend: Ah yeah I sure hope it does
Me: AHH WATCH OUT DONT HIT THE WORKERS YOU’LL KILL US BOTH WTF LET ME DRIVE YOUR VINE OBSESSION WILL KILL US ALL

Road work ahead by LunaAstrid77 May 9, 2022

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R.I.P. Vine

hey did you see that vine where it goes road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does by fromyourpickle May 28, 2018

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roadwork.ahead_

unfunny, titless bitch from tiktok who had no clue her bf was cheating on her. arrogant bitch who sucked off her man within 3 weeks of dating #whore bully her insta @hannah.eliana shes a bitch 😊😊🫶🫶

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yea, shes a dumb titless whore.

roadwork.ahead_ by sexymilfymommymilky March 20, 2022

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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