Mel Gibson Road Warrior Fart

While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will.

"Oh god, did Sampson already shit himself? It fucking smells..."
"Nah dude, he just let out a few Mel Gibson Road Warrior Farts."

by Kevincore. October 12, 2006

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 08, 2019