road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 7, 2019

Mel Gibson Road Warrior Fart

While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will.

"Oh god, did Sampson already shit himself? It fucking smells..."
"Nah dude, he just let out a few Mel Gibson Road Warrior Farts."

by Kevincore. October 12, 2006