river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014

Riversided

A state of complete drunkenness when Riverside is first played on a night out.

'I'm getting so riversided tonight.'

'Oh my god, we all got so riversided last night.'

by mikeyp1345 October 30, 2009

Riversided

When you say jokes that aren't funny, die in rambo gear and get kicked from DA, jerk off so fast you split your foreskin, then get owned each and every time you attempt to re-intro. An all around act of epic failure.

"Ffs I got kicked for dying in rambo, now I cant get back in"
"Lol you got riversided"

by Dark Ascension March 28, 2008