ripped a new asshole

the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original rectum through the process of raging ripping.

Person 1: Hey, how'd you like the book I lent you?

Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.

by LickNeandro December 26, 2011

ripped him a new asshole

when you bitch someone out to the point that they poop themselves so big it rips a new asshole

He said I was manipulative which is CRAZY so, I ripped him a new asshole

by soapythebitch January 29, 2018