A Red Rectum Ringer Stinger, commonly referred to as RRRS, is a powerful ejection of faeces, where the victim experiences violent and painful diarrhea following consumption of brutally spicy Indian food.
This results in an acute burning sensation around the rectum and sometimes even swelling and redness.
"Jesus, my asshole looks like a sundried tomato after last nights curry. I think that Red Rectum Ringer Stinger ruptured my sphincter."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!