ring wraith 

A semi-transparent entity, usually found in rural areas of Canada, which plagues sleeping people by twitching the outer layers of the anus while they sleep. The have become more popular in the last decade, and are actually in demand in San Fransico.

Sandra, eat your peas, or a ring wraith will come for you.

ring wraith by cindy December 26, 2003

ringwraith 

a pussy who is undoubtedly the stupidest person alive

ringwraith ran away from me in cz today

ringwraith by anothername May 9, 2005

Ringwraith 

Someone dark and scary, one skillful with a blade and kills with no remorse. Serves only one master.

The Ringwraith stepped from the shadows and stabbed Bob in the heart, then returned into the blackness.

Ringwraith by Ringwraith March 27, 2009

Ringwraith 

A girlfriend that pressures her boyfriend into proposing out of greed for an engagement ring.

He only proposed because his girlfriend became a ringwraith.

Ringwraith by TypewriterA November 15, 2018