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To call someone

Ring me when you get home bbg

Ring me by Bbg😚 August 3, 2018

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ring me

To ring someone is to propose to them by putting a ring on thier finger

"hey i have something for you!"
"yeah what is it?"
"im going to ring you...
"your going to ring me?"
"yes will you marry me"
"of course"

ring me by mr Xville ok August 14, 2006

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ring me dry

When a male or female sucks your penis so much you run out of semen

Please don’t ring me dry

ring me dry by Dumba55 June 15, 2021

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give me a ring

British way of saying call me.

Hey Joe can you give me a ring when you get home. ☎️📞

give me a ring by Cdjqaoabwhqojqbahaiosnshw September 5, 2020

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Ring meat

The ring-shaped scar (looks like a tattoo) on a circumcised male's penis. Also, ring-meat.

"I knew he was circumcised when I saw his ring meat while he was taking a piss."

Ring meat by Julian Benson August 13, 2009

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ring meh rose asshole

A Fool,backside,ass or a term to express disgust when someone has done something wrong..

like when bruce breaks something on a mixer you say.."bruce yuh fuckin ring meh rose asshole"

ring meh rose asshole by discombobulated hemisphere ofAliG December 22, 2006

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Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

Ring ding meditation by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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