rigor mortis

when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
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rigor mortis

Something that is very stiff and hard to move.
It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.
by Tyrone November 11, 2004
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guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.
by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023
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rigor mortis

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead
The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
by the ninja buddha April 30, 2007
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rigor mortis

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin
i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand
by shitze January 08, 2006
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rigor mortis

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long
Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit
by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010
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rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.
by My May 12, 2003
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