when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
by I TURN CORPSES UPSIDE DOWN May 25, 2006
by Tyrone November 11, 2004
like rick and Morty but for dead people
by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023
the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead
The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
by the ninja buddha April 30, 2007
i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand
by shitze January 08, 2006
Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit
by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010
the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.
by My May 12, 2003