Listening, but not listening, blah blah blah.........Thinking to yourself...." Lying ass, would this motha fucka shut up for a fuckin minute". ( see Serious ? )
girl 1: Right right! You never guess what happened the other day?
Boy 1: *sigh* what?
Girls 1: *giggle* well right, I was walking down the street right?
Common phrase used when someone is pretending that they are listening to you but they really don't care about any of the words that are coming out of your mouth.
"I just bought these brand new shoes this weekend. Aren't they dope vader?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.