rickover naval academy 

#1 military highschool in chicago 🥳🥳 we have the #1 football team in the whole city 😫 everyone here as a punishment but realized it isn’t as gay. 😌 after 100 years we finally got our own building. cus screw sennk. there’s always that one freshman trying to be cool with all the upperclassmen so the freshie starts dickriding everyone.🤣 the freshie girl volleyball group & who they hang with always think they’re the shit & the baddest. 🤡you have to wear that itchy ass uniform and ugly ass bates you’ll never like that shit🤮 everyone who goes here learns how to kiss ass when they need something from someone. 🥴 rickover cadets don’t lie cheat or steal nor tolerate those who do.😎 male cadets love to match in the school bathroom, they all take a piss in one same stall. there’s always a kid just chillin there on the bathroom floor. don’t be surprised to see bloody pads or real human shiton the hallway floors.

“where do you go to school?”

“rickover naval academy”
“I heard y’all got the loyalist cadets”
“yessir at rickover cadets don’t lie cheat or steal baby girl”

rickover naval academy by seadragon lover April 9, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016