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Retardipated

The point of one's attraction to another person is so overwhelming or all-consuming, they start acting like a retard. (Usually at least one degree past twitterpated.)
"My roommate is so ass-over-teacup for this dude, she's acting like a total retard. She's retardipated over him."
Retardipated by MoniTheButt December 3, 2013

Retardated 

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.
the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements
Retardated by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

Retardinated 

A coordinated retarded person.
A participant in the Special Olympics.
Person 1:'I can't believe Brett won that game of darts.'
Person 2:'Tell me about it. After 8 beers, he is completed retardinated.'

Retarducated 

An educated person who cannot think for themselves and instead repeats a narrative or follows activists cults, who uses their knowledge on how to do proper research to support an echo-chamber or for self-persuation, or both.
Mitch is retarducated, he has completed his masters degree in environmental science, so instead of taking the job offer from Shell to help reduce their carbon footprint, he got a criminal record after he glued himself to the road and created a huge traffic jam.

Mindy will not have her kids vaccinated, she says it gives them autism. She must know what she is talking about since she has a bachelors degree and has done a lot of research online, like all true retarducated people.
Retarducated by OCWEB July 4, 2023

retardicated 

When some one is so intoxicated the act in a special needs or retarded mannor.
Uncle Derek was so retardicated last night he crawled around the house and feel asleep in trash.
retardicated by EliD916 March 15, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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