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Retardipated

The point of one's attraction to another person is so overwhelming or all-consuming, they start acting like a retard. (Usually at least one degree past twitterpated.)
"My roommate is so ass-over-teacup for this dude, she's acting like a total retard. She's retardipated over him."
Retardipated by MoniTheButt December 3, 2013

Retardated 

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.
the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements
Retardated by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

Retardinated 

A coordinated retarded person.
A participant in the Special Olympics.
Person 1:'I can't believe Brett won that game of darts.'
Person 2:'Tell me about it. After 8 beers, he is completed retardinated.'

Retarducated 

An educated person who cannot think for themselves and instead repeats a narrative or follows activists cults, who uses their knowledge on how to do proper research to support an echo-chamber or for self-persuation, or both.
Mitch is retarducated, he has completed his masters degree in environmental science, so instead of taking the job offer from Shell to help reduce their carbon footprint, he got a criminal record after he glued himself to the road and created a huge traffic jam.

Mindy will not have her kids vaccinated, she says it gives them autism. She must know what she is talking about since she has a bachelors degree and has done a lot of research online, like all true retarducated people.
Retarducated by OCWEB July 4, 2023

retardicated 

When some one is so intoxicated the act in a special needs or retarded mannor.
Uncle Derek was so retardicated last night he crawled around the house and feel asleep in trash.
retardicated by EliD916 March 15, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026