Retarded Penquin

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would

"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

Retarded Penquin by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016

retarded penguin

One of those losers who walk around with their pants around their knees, or holding their pants with one hand between their knees and where they shoud be, forcing them to waddle like a penguin. Usually THINKS he is a tough gangsta.

Ha ha look at that retarded penguin waddle... he doesn't even know how stupid he looks

retarded penguin by Nerd havin a great time watchin these idiots April 8, 2007

Retarded penguin

Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!

Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.

Retarded penguin by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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