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Retarded Duck Syndrome 

Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.
"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."

"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."

retardedfucktard 

a retardedfucktard is someone who is retarded
yet at the same time a complete fucktard.

it is also a really good way of insulting someone when you are wanting to confuse the hell outa them at the same time

insult womanisers with it!
one huge retardedfucktard is miles

so if i wanted to insult and confuse miles i would say:

me: miles you retardedfucktard
miles: huh?!?!?!?! :'