retard wrangler
retard wrangler by EvelynTheFantastic August 19, 2006
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Retard Wrangler by BruceJrTheRetardWrangler April 16, 2015
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retard wrangler
n; to wrangle the people who become semi "retard" when under the influence of alcohol
n; to steal away phones from the retards so as to not allow any drunk, retard-influenced texts
verb usage; to gather up the "retarded" ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc....
n; to steal away phones from the retards so as to not allow any drunk, retard-influenced texts
verb usage; to gather up the "retarded" ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc....
naoj, ryn, gnole and tits mcgee were talking bout how hard they're gunna party this weekend...looks like our weekend consists of us being retard wrangler s
retard wrangler by N_F_C January 25, 2011
retard wrangler
a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.
I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.
retard wrangler by Leanne May 28, 2003
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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