retard wrangler
retard wrangler by EvelynTheFantastic August 19, 2006
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Retard Wrangler
Retard Wrangler by BruceJrTheRetardWrangler April 16, 2015
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retard wrangler
n; to wrangle the people who become semi "retard" when under the influence of alcohol
n; to steal away phones from the retards so as to not allow any drunk, retard-influenced texts
verb usage; to gather up the "retarded" ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc....
n; to steal away phones from the retards so as to not allow any drunk, retard-influenced texts
verb usage; to gather up the "retarded" ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc....
naoj, ryn, gnole and tits mcgee were talking bout how hard they're gunna party this weekend...looks like our weekend consists of us being retard wrangler s
retard wrangler by N_F_C January 25, 2011
retard wrangler
a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.
I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.
retard wrangler by Leanne May 28, 2003
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