Restraining Orders 

What posh people call ball stranglers or tighty whiteys.

"I was in my Bentley on my way to have tea with the queen but I was forced to return home due to the fact that my new restraining orders were chafing."

Restraining Orders by Super Giga Mega Nesbitt May 11, 2015

No fines, summonses, or restraining orders 

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

No fines, summonses, or restraining orders by QuacksO September 15, 2018

italian restraining order 

A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone

That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him!

italian restraining order by ParkRoote April 11, 2008

Restraining Order Barbie 

A beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy, shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property.

Leon met Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now.

Restraining Order Barbie by sorkab August 19, 2010

restraining order 

The ultimate certificate of devotion.

Phoebe: Where are the seats?
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there!
restraining order.

restraining order by PhoebeBuffay December 16, 2007

Negro Restraining Order

Its when you tie a black mans penis around their own ankles.

If you ever get my honey pie mixed up with my cootie again i will give you a negro restraining order

Negro Restraining Order by upleftrightdownsyndrome October 30, 2010

restraining order 

just another way of saying I love you

Please tell the gentleman who keeps sending me those letters that contain words like "cease and desist" and "restraining order" that there's really no need.

restraining order by mandingoe April 26, 2004