My resolution last year was to go to yoga. I didn't go, so I re-resolute to go to yoga in the new year.

My resolution was to lose weight this year, but I am still fat. I re-resolute to lose weight in the new year!

Re-Resolute by I_Like_Books December 31, 2010

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Reloused

The state of being both relaxed and aroused at the same time.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a bj and a foot massage at the same time. I was so reloused, it was incredible. I didn't know whether to fuck her or fall asleep.

Reloused by Reloused April 23, 2011

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Resoluted

Extra-syllabic version of the word resolved. Rarely used outside of military, logistical circles.

"Let me know when you have resoluted that issue."

Resoluted by FAOdude September 17, 2014

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Defenders of the Resolute

The motto of the USAF Security Forces. Latin translation is Defensor Fortis.

We are defenders of the resolute.

Defenders of the Resolute by usaf4life August 7, 2009

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resolosers

The person who signs up for the gym in the New Year, but quits going before the end of January.

The overcrowding in the Boot Camp class will end by MLK Day once the resolosers stop coming to the gym.

resolosers by Ptyghm December 30, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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