Resding

A date in which a queer couple, under the pretext of reading together, spend the whole night talking, drinking wine and cuddling, preferably reclined on a chaiselounge.

"We were going to read some books, but instead we just had a resding session."

"Are you free tonight?" "No, I'm resding with XYZ."

"It's like resting, but softer."

Resding by Oliveswithbutterflywings September 4, 2018

Resting sad face 

The appearance of sadness or sorrow in ones face while at rest, despite not feeling unhappy.

For example: Keanu Reeves, park bench.

"What's wrong? Smile!"
"Nothing is wrong, this is my face"
"Oh really? You have resting sad face"

Resting sad face by Batattack October 29, 2014

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? 

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019

resting bitch face 

a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Nah, she's just got a resting bitch face, she's actually really sweet

resting bitch face by miisty April 19, 2011

Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.

Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

Resting Bitchface by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015

I aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏

I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022