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re-router, noun. A woman, who during sexual intercourse, without any prior indication or communication, suddenly inserts the man's dick into her asshole, thereby "rerouting" the course of the cock.
"I was fucking this cougar bitch and my dick slipped out so the bitch grabbed my cock and stuck it back in. I looked down and my dick was in her asshole! The fucking bitch was a rerouter!"

- Hodge
by DaddyL May 14, 2009
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

“uwu”
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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