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1. When you want to break up with someone who won't get the hint so you do things that would make them want to break up with you.
Anna's boyfriend Todd wasn't getting the hint, so she rerouted him and told him she wanted to have 5 kids. Todd broke up with her immediately.
by ChanningWeldon March 09, 2019
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Jan 24 Word of the Day
1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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by ecogoth January 01, 2021
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To deter a bitch from coming at you when he/she has no reason or grounds. #byebitch
Person 1: Are you wearing basket ball shorts at the club? How classy!
Person 2: Reroute. I didn't send for you.
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by bossybottom October 30, 2015
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