Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009

Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke

Riemke gave me reptile dysfunction

by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020

Reptile dysfunction

Commen brother of “erectile Dysfunction”. Is when a species of reptile engulafes your dick with at least one unwilling partner

Logan has reptile Dysfunction and has a vilper on his dick,we need to go to the ER

by Glenicus. December 18, 2018

a reptile dysfunction

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

reptile dysfunction

Its when the old snake won't strike.

Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.

by Brewster Molis May 25, 2011

reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.

Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.

by telephone man August 30, 2010