Repositioning

repositioning:

(noun) telling the truth only after being presented with evidence of a bold faced lie and threatened with prison time.
When conspiracy theorist and Trump supporter Jerome Corsi was confronted about his lies and threatened with prison time, he decided to tell the truth, which he described as a "repositioning".
by Yes u r awake and this is real December 02, 2018
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An insincere, sad attempt at smiling
An incredulous expression is less wistful than a wasted wistful wishful smile reposite.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.
“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”
by wildmanhunt January 03, 2019
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Door Repositioner

1. A dipshit bitch.
2. Someone who repositions doors and is a loser whore face.
Be quite, door repositioner! I'm sick of your gay ass face.
by Not Robotic Silence September 26, 2003
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