hammersteined

drunk after drinking beer during octoberfest. or anywhere else.

man i was hammersteined last night!

by freedav04 June 05, 2005

hammersteined

This is when a person, man or woman, is extremely drunk.

Oh my god, I'm totally hammersteined!

by Ice Princess December 21, 2005

Hammerstein

When a male lays someone down on a rabbi's desk, and the male kicks hia legs up to full force penitrate the recipient.

I gave my girlfriend the Hammerstein while the rabbi was at a brit milah.

by Kiwi_Slander April 28, 2023

Hammerstein Ballroomed

A profound state of drunkenness well beyond just being hammered. Derived from (but with no meaningful relation to) the Hammerstein Ballroom theater in Mahattan.

I'm Hammerstein Ballroomed.

by factorj February 23, 2011