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Release the Doves

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1.The act of ejaculating into ones own hand, holding the ejaculate then proceeding to fist another Man/Woman and releasing the contents inside.
2. As above but it happens while Righteous Brothers "Unchained Melody" is playing at the time of release.
I wish I had never heard of "Release the Doves", I would prefer to "Release the Doves" into Rosanne Barr the listen to another Nickleback track.
Release the Doves by Geomada August 8, 2012

release the doves

1 To fart.
2 to shit.
3 anything that smells really bad

see also applefish
Chris came in, and I had to release the doves.
release the doves by lord xaero April 12, 2004

The threat does not cease until my release 

You intelligence isn't being insulted. IT WASN'T EVER THERE! In the first place. You don't even care about it if you don't get to force everyone to pretend there isn't a disparity. And I can prove the senate has read this. I've already seen the video of AOC repeating the things I've written here. You don't have to like me and you don't have like the things I've said but you do not get to do this to me and I don't have to let you get away with it... And I am the hope of the people who are going to murder your kids if you try.
Hym "The threat does not cease until my release. How many lives would you have saved if not for your 'Ignore it until it goes away' approach? Ask yourself that seriously. How many lives did it cost? And whose bright idea was it? Some people seem to think it's Jordan Peterson! How well did Jordan's idea work? Not very! You DO have to agree with me. It isn't optional. Because IF YOU DON'T... Your pilot might."

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026