regretevator infection 

an virus that usually applies to people that play the roblox game 'regretevator', which is a roulette style game, featuring simpable (and extremely sexualized and shipped) npcs.

this is divided by three stages, that are shown through their online persona and roblox avatar. if someone presents these symptoms, please cut contact with them.

stage 1: dressing up as a regretevator character, with light accesories and face fluff.
stage 2: attempting to be cute, usually shown by implementing the words 'silly', using the :3 emoticon, and stating to talk in the lolcat language.
stage 3: everything in their profile is nothing but regretevator, adding lots of accesories and face fluff to their avatar, fluently speaking lolcat. (as well as swapping the word 'cat' with 'car')
severe: becoming a really annoying furry with the same symptoms as stage 3.

really rarely, a person can be a regretevator fan, but does not present symptoms of the virus.

this guy, just by looking at him, he has severe regretevator infection
OH MY GOD SHUT UP (this will be said, lots of times by a sane person.)

regretevator infection by haruk April 11, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012